Joestar Allstars

A Jojo's Bizarre Adventure watch along podcast by four big beautiful nerds, for big beautiful nerds

About the show

We review every episode of the anime JoJo's Bizarre Adventure (poorly). Come listen to us shepherd our JoJo newcomer on this wild ride of a show while also having a good laugh.

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Episodes

  • Episode 14: Musclebound Model Sucks Off Twenty Germans

    December 5th, 2018  |  56 mins 49 secs
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    Joseph makes several friends today. He meets his soulmate, a human deathflag, and 3 men on their way to a bodybuilding championship.

  • Episode 13: Santana Juice

    November 28th, 2018  |  44 mins 44 secs
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    After being cooped up in a secret laboratory, JoJo decides to head upstairs for some fresh air. Santana takes the opportunity to get stoned.

  • Episode 12: Indiana JoJones and the Lost Speedwagon

    November 21st, 2018  |  51 mins 39 secs
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    A bunch of Germans awaken an ancient evil that proceeds to kill them, to the surprise of literally no one. Speedwagon proves he's the only one who takes any of this seriously.

  • Episode 11: 30 Grenades Shoved Up His Ass

    November 14th, 2018  |  54 mins 15 secs
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    A foreign national bombs a local diner. Meanwhile, thanks to "Superior German Medicine", Speedwagon discovers why this is the most problematic season of JoJo.

  • Episode 10: The Glorious Pig Men of New York

    November 7th, 2018  |  48 mins 33 secs
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    Try the refreshing New Jojo taste. Joseph comes to America to dick around for reasons? Meanwhile Speedwagon engages with the actual plot. Monster game is on point though.

  • Episode 9: Sendo is their Safe Word

    October 31st, 2018  |  49 mins 18 secs
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    The real reason why vampires can't cross running water is because they sink every ship they're ever on.

  • Episode 8: 720 Noscope Fire Punch

    October 24th, 2018  |  50 mins 42 secs
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    Assault on Castle Dio. A zombie full of snakes, buckets full of roses, and a vampire full of Hamon. We've got it all!

  • Episode 7: My Good Friend Baron Zoopelli

    October 17th, 2018  |  1 hr 20 secs
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    Zeppeli tells and fulfills a prophecy in record time. Poco is walked home by a group of strange men.

  • Episode 6: Lucc and Plucc

    October 10th, 2018  |  47 mins 4 secs
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    Jonathan gets that good Plucc.

  • Episode 5: Story Time with Dio

    October 3rd, 2018  |  49 mins 44 secs
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    Gather 'round, kids. It's story time with Uncle Dio.

  • Episode 4: Speedwagon Cares So Much

    September 28th, 2018  |  50 mins 5 secs
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    Jonathan's new mentor Zeppeli punches a frog. Jojo later enjoys a nice long walk and a glass of wine.

  • Episode 3: Dio's 'Baddest Bitch in the Room' Walk

    September 28th, 2018  |  52 mins 11 secs
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    Things get a bit heated in the Joestar manor as Dio decides being alive is lame.

  • Episode 2: A Pin-Up Photo of His Mom

    September 28th, 2018  |  57 mins 10 secs
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    Jonathan leaves the care of his sick father in the capable hands of Dio as he goes on a London adventure.

  • Episode 1: You Better Get Used to Seeing a Bunch of Dudes

    September 28th, 2018  |  44 mins 16 secs
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    Dio moves into the mansion, but whatever you do, don't touch his bag.

  • Episode 0: An Introduction

    September 23rd, 2018  |  16 mins 40 secs
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    Four big beautiful nerds are starting to realize what they are getting themselves into.