Joestar Allstars - Episodes Tagged with “Jojo's Bizarre Adventure”

Steel Ball Run (S06E01) - Welcome To Your New Vocal Stim, Idiot

Joestar Allstars — Thu, 26 Mar 2026 16:00:00 -0400

Great! Now where are the rest of the episodes?

Thunderbolt Fantasy Episode 01 - Explode Brother Spell

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 07 Feb 2024 06:45:00 -0500

These puppets can vape and do Kung Fu. What more could you want?

Stardust Crusaders OVA (2000) (E07) - He's Seen A Thousand Toilets, And He's Licked Them All

Joestar Allstars — Tue, 12 Sep 2023 13:00:00 -0400

Wait, we watched all of it?

Stardust Crusaders OVA (2000) (E06) - In The Dark All Enyabas Are Grey

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 30 Aug 2023 06:00:00 -0400

Stupid Sexy Enyaba

Stardust Crusaders OVA (2000) (E05) - 800 lbs. Of Frenchman

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 09 Aug 2023 06:00:00 -0400

It seems we are incapable of talking about Stardust Crusaders without dunking on Polnareff.

Stardust Crusaders OVA (2000) (E04) - I Wanna Sop Up His Sweat With Some Naan

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 26 Jul 2023 06:00:00 -0400

Does Polnareff have enough reputation for a "character assassination"?

Stardust Crusaders OVA (2000) (E03) - Gorillas Do Not Have The Grindset

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 12 Jul 2023 06:00:00 -0400

Strength, but way less problematic.

Stardust Crusaders OVA (2000) (E02) - Phantom Blood In The Streets, Golden Wind In The Sheets

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 21 Jun 2023 06:00:00 -0400

I don't remember Hierophant Green being quite so... WET...

Stardust Crusaders OVA (2000) (E01) - The Isekonnoisseur

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 07 Jun 2023 06:00:00 -0400

Is that sexy Enyaba?

Stardust Crusaders OVA (1993) (E06) - I'm Going To Choose The DIO Tits Every Time

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 24 May 2023 06:00:00 -0400

An oil tanker!?!

Stardust Crusaders OVA (1993) (E05) - Horses Are Just Analog Cars

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 10 May 2023 06:00:00 -0400

Enjoy the refreshing taste!

Stardust Crusaders OVA (1993) (E04) - Vore Pinball

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 26 Apr 2023 06:00:00 -0400

Once again, it should have been Polnareff.

Stone Ocean (S05E38) - A Bootleg Of Our Own Podcast

Joestar Allstars — Fri, 07 Apr 2023 06:00:00 -0400

It was all truly a Bizarre Adventure...

Stone Ocean (S05E37) - The Araki Horror Picture Show

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 29 Mar 2023 06:00:00 -0400

See you next universe.

Stone Ocean (S05E36) - Lock the Door So the Time Can't Get In

Joestar Allstars — Thu, 23 Mar 2023 06:00:00 -0400

Oh, this planet is F**KED!

Stone Ocean (S05E35) - Oh, I Achieved Heaven, Multiple Times

Joestar Allstars — Thu, 16 Mar 2023 06:00:00 -0400

I dwell amidst the abounding Light of Heaven.

Stone Ocean (S05E34) - Send Scientists, Please, I'm Scared

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 08 Mar 2023 06:00:00 -0500

This is still gravity, right?

Stone Ocean (S05E33) - Cape Canaveral Gravity Gravity Gravity Gravity Gravity

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 01 Mar 2023 06:00:00 -0500

Welcome to the Kennedy Space Center Visitor Center

Stone Ocean (S05E32) - He Screws The Pooch, But Not The Pucci

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 15 Feb 2023 06:00:00 -0500

Snails are Weather. CONFIRMED!

Stone Ocean (S05E31) - Spooky, Hot, And Gay

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 08 Feb 2023 06:00:00 -0500

The tragic backstory you've all been waiting for...

Stone Ocean (S05E30) - You've Made Your Polpo And Now You're Going To Lie In It

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 01 Feb 2023 06:00:00 -0500

EXTREME WEATHER WARNING: EXPECT HEAVY SNAIL

Stone Ocean (S05E29) - The Fighter Jet That Lives Underground In Florida

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 25 Jan 2023 13:00:00 -0500

The Earth Remembers

Stone Ocean (S05E28) - Undead SportsMax 2: Electric Boogaloo

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 11 Jan 2023 06:00:00 -0500

Never Forget!

Stone Ocean (S05E27) - Casual Cowprint Enjoyer

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 04 Jan 2023 06:00:00 -0500

Please take notes. This will be on the final exam.

Stone Ocean (S05E26) - Sometimes The Brightest Star Burns Twice As Bright

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 21 Dec 2022 06:00:00 -0500

Just let the Jojo wash over you.

Stone Ocean (S05E25) - Joestar Allstars - We'll Burn Your Bridges For You

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 14 Dec 2022 06:00:00 -0500

Behold the stand that can make anime tiddy come to life.

Stone Ocean (S05E24) - So Far Removed From the Idea of Sense or Logic That You Can't Get There From Reality

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 30 Nov 2022 22:00:00 -0500

"Sure, why not?" just ain't cutting it anymore.

Stone Ocean (S05E23) - Famous Fashion Designer HP Lovecraft

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 23 Nov 2022 06:00:00 -0500

Wait, what were we doing again?

Stone Ocean (S05E22) - Hot Applebee's Sushi

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 09 Nov 2022 06:00:00 -0500

Somehow, the least heterosexual episode of Jojo.

Stone Ocean (S05E21) - You Just Need More Discs Inside of You

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 02 Nov 2022 06:30:00 -0400

New and improved formula! Now with less Yo-Yo Ma!

Stone Ocean (S05E20) - Guccio Hi-Fi System

Joestar Allstars — Thu, 27 Oct 2022 06:00:00 -0400

Despite everything, it's still better than The Nijimura Brothers Part 3.

Stone Ocean (S05E19) - There Is No System of Ethics That Approves of This

Joestar Allstars — Thu, 20 Oct 2022 06:00:00 -0400

This just might be the one that broke us.

Stone Ocean (S05E18) - Marinate in the Piss Gremlin

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 12 Oct 2022 06:00:00 -0400

For an old man, Kenzou's got a little spring in his step.

Stone Ocean (S05E17) - This Body Is Alive And It Hungers For Coffee

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 05 Oct 2022 06:00:00 -0400

This podcast was created facing an unlucky direction.

Stone Ocean (S05E16) - He Makes Me Condensate

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 28 Sep 2022 06:00:00 -0400

Meteors are weather, right?

Stone Ocean (S05E15) - The Bone Wants What The Bone Wants

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 21 Sep 2022 06:00:00 -0400

I just accidently my neighbor's car. Is that okay?

Stone Ocean (S05E14) - I Feel Like My Therapist Wouldn't Like That Development

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 14 Sep 2022 06:00:00 -0400

The thrilling conclusion to last week's flashback.

Stone Ocean (S05E13) - Florida on New Game Plus

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 07 Sep 2022 06:00:00 -0400

Finally time for more JoJo and chill.

Stardust Crusaders OVA (1993) (E03) - ASMuRder

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 17 Aug 2022 06:00:00 -0400

The same, but with more sweat!

Stardust Crusaders OVA (1993) (E02) - 90s Large

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 03 Aug 2022 06:00:00 -0400

Peak ugly bastard Iggy content.

Stardust Crusaders OVA (1993) (E01) - It Tickles Me In Just The Right Areas

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 20 Jul 2022 06:00:00 -0400

It's been far too long since we've gotten to talk about Jojo.

Diamond is Unbreakable: Chapter 1 Part 2 (Movie) - Podcasts Are Just Audiologs For A Game That Hasn't Started Yet

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 01 Jun 2022 06:00:00 -0400

We can never escape the Nijimura Brothers Part 3...

Diamond is Unbreakable: Chapter 1 (Movie) - Eighteen Subwoofers Farting

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 18 May 2022 06:00:00 -0400

Basically the same story, but with more hairspray.

Thus Spoke Kishibe Rohan (E59) - The Most Powerful Performance Enhancer There Is - The Lord

Joestar Allstars — Tue, 05 Apr 2022 20:00:00 -0400

Behold! I am Hermes, God of Sick Gains!

Thus Spoke Kishibe Rohan (E5) - The Mangacopter

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 30 Mar 2022 06:30:00 -0400

We all know the proper way to eat a cob of corn.

Thus Spoke Kishibe Rohan (E2) - She's Having A Breakdown Breakdown

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 23 Mar 2022 06:00:00 -0400

At least get a bigger jar.

Thus Spoke Kishibe Rohan (E16) - Jank Jops

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 16 Mar 2022 06:00:00 -0400

Conning the ghost already haunting you seems like it would have long-term repercussions.

Stone Ocean (S05E12) - At The Altar, You Really Wish It Was DIO But You Settle For The Love Of Your Life

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 02 Mar 2022 06:00:00 -0500

WEATHER REPORT CAN DO WHAT?!

Stone Ocean (S05E11) - Weed Smoke Space Suit

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 23 Feb 2022 16:30:00 -0500

Do not copy Araki's physics homework.

Stone Ocean (S05E10) - Live, Laugh, Love, Bazinga

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 16 Feb 2022 06:00:00 -0500

Lang Rangler Lang Rangler Lang Rangler Lang Rangler Lang Rangler Lang Rangler Lang Rangler

Stone Ocean (S05E09) - If You Don't Like Me At My Goo Monster, You Don't Deserve Me At My FF

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 09 Feb 2022 06:00:00 -0500

The Stand so good, Araki did it thrice.

Stone Ocean (S05E08) - Faux Fighters

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 02 Feb 2022 22:30:00 -0500

So does the stand have a user or not!?

Stone Ocean (S05E07) - Chastity Bracelets

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 26 Jan 2022 06:30:00 -0500

The differences between a crocodile and an alligator is tenuous at best.

Stone Ocean (S05E06) - Depression Is Not a Stand Power

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 19 Jan 2022 06:30:00 -0500

You wouldn't download a stand.

Stone Ocean (S05E05) - Star Platinum Sings the Blues

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 12 Jan 2022 06:00:00 -0500

Now available on Compact Disc!

Stone Ocean (S05E04) - Let Me Get My Gun-Wrench

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 05 Jan 2022 06:00:00 -0500

Warning: This podcast contains 80% cum by volume.

Stone Ocean (S05E03) - My Standaconda Don't Want None

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 22 Dec 2021 06:00:00 -0500

At least 60% ass by volume.

Stone Ocean (S05E02) - Soylent Green Dolphin

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 15 Dec 2021 06:00:00 -0500

Like Cioccolata, but good!

Stone Ocean (S05E01) - Lunar No Nut November

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 08 Dec 2021 06:15:00 -0500

No darkness Araki conjures could possibly match the darkness of the American Legal System

Welcome to Joestar Allstars

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 01 Dec 2021 06:30:00 -0500

Welcome old and new fans to Joestar Allstars, a podcast by four pre-Stone Ocean nerds here to get you ready for Stone Ocean. Enjoy as we share some of our favorite clips from podcast episodes past. If you are new to our show, this is a great place to start!

Golden Wind (S4E39) - Purgatortoise

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 01 Dec 2021 06:00:00 -0500

At long last, he is finally a Gang-STAR.

Golden Wind (S4E38) - Help! I've Been Transported To Another World And Now I'm In An Abusive Relationship With My Mangaka!

Joestar Allstars — Tue, 23 Nov 2021 06:00:00 -0500

Finally, the post-shadowing has arrived.

Golden Wind (S4E37) - Give Me a Zipper and a Place to Stand

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 17 Nov 2021 06:00:00 -0500

Jumped the shark so hard we are in orbit.

Golden Wind (S4E36) - Someone's Gotta Play Diavolo's Advocate

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 10 Nov 2021 06:00:00 -0500

Is this the power of Requiem?

Golden Wind (S4E35) - I'm In An Abusive Relationship With Myself

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 03 Nov 2021 06:00:00 -0400

Unreasonable amounts of death flagging.

Golden Wind (S4E34) - There Is A Dog Heaven And He's Not Going There

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 27 Oct 2021 06:00:00 -0400

I can think of nobody I trust less to do a body swap story thank Hirohiko Araki.

Golden Wind (S4E33) - Nidoking Crimson

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 20 Oct 2021 06:00:00 -0400

The episode so good, we recorded it twice.

Golden Wind (S4E32) - He Drinks Dirt

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 06 Oct 2021 06:00:00 -0400

I don't want to be called submissive and breedable by a weakling like you, Baka

Golden Wind (S4E31) - Doctoring Karate

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 29 Sep 2021 06:00:00 -0400

Giorno takes out the trash

Golden Wind (S4E30) - The Rock Cross Put Him in the Computer

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 15 Sep 2021 06:00:00 -0400

YOSHIYOSHIYOSHIYOSHIYOSHIYOSHIYOSHIYOSHIYOSHIYOSHI

Golden Wind (S4E29) - The Perfect Man With The Perfect Stand

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 08 Sep 2021 06:00:00 -0400

This is just Purple Haze with extra steps.

Golden Wind (S4E28) - Ashes To Ashes, Zips To Zips

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 01 Sep 2021 06:00:00 -0400

But seriously, what's the deal with Araki and frogs?

Golden Wind (S4E27) - Whole Lotta Satan Going On In Here

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 25 Aug 2021 06:00:00 -0400

Too much iron in your blood.

Golden Wind (S4E26) - Mr. Clean Crimson

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 18 Aug 2021 06:00:00 -0400

Truck-kun has quotas to meet.

Golden Wind (S4E25) - Here There Be Stands

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 11 Aug 2021 06:00:00 -0400

Way to unleash an unkillable horror upon the planet, guys.

Golden Wind (S4E24) - Beefback Loop

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 28 Jul 2021 06:00:00 -0400

We would also like a pizza, Giorno.

Golden Wind (S4E23) - Bring Your Roommate To Work Day

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 21 Jul 2021 06:00:00 -0400

Goodbye to the bestest of roommates.

Golden Wind (S4E22) - Everyone Loves Emo Goth Clowns

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 14 Jul 2021 06:00:00 -0400

Waiter, there's a Stand in my soup.

Golden Wind (S4E21) - Hold On, Un-Finding My Family

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 07 Jul 2021 06:00:00 -0400

We might actually understand how King Crimson works.

Golden Wind (S4E20) - Dr. Gyrokonomiyaki's Monster

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 30 Jun 2021 06:00:00 -0400

Understanding King Crimson by way of Adam Sandler.

Golden Wind (S4E19) - It's Actually Pretty Smart When You Think About It

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 23 Jun 2021 06:00:00 -0400

The most appropriate "Freek'n You" yet.

Golden Wind (S4E18) - Read The Pee Leaves

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 09 Jun 2021 06:00:00 -0400

This power makes absolute zero sense.

Golden Wind (S4E17) - That's Not Very Di Molto Of You

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 02 Jun 2021 06:00:00 -0400

The case of the disappearing cheeseburger.

Golden Wind (S4E16) - He Is No Longer Mammone, He Is MANmone

Joestar Allstars — Tue, 25 May 2021 06:00:00 -0400

At last, Pesci is finally a Rubber Man.

Golden Wind (S4E15) - Twerking The Bullets Into His Gun

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 19 May 2021 06:00:00 -0400

Let me touch that neck, just a little bit...

Golden Wind (S4E14) - Play-Doh Pesci Playset

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 12 May 2021 06:00:00 -0400

A siren's song of neck latex.

Golden Wind (S4E13) - Step-Clown I'm Stuck

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 05 May 2021 06:00:00 -0400

What's even happening?!

Golden Wind (S4E12) - Is The Hamburglar a Hamburger Sex Criminal

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 28 Apr 2021 06:00:00 -0400

Dammit Giorno, when you ride shotgun you have ONE JOB!

Golden Wind (S4E11) - Step On Me Cheese Daddy

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 21 Apr 2021 06:00:00 -0400

When you're here, you're family.

Golden Wind (S4E10) - Waiter, There's A Nissan In My Soup

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 14 Apr 2021 06:00:00 -0400

A car is the most untraceable of poisons.

Golden Wind (S4E09) - I Believe God Forgives Even Watersports

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 07 Apr 2021 06:00:00 -0400

Make it rain golden showers.

Golden Wind (S4E08) - Better Than A Velvet Elvis

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 31 Mar 2021 06:00:00 -0400

tap, tap, tap, tap, tap..........

Golden Wind (S4E07) - PogChamping At The Bit

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 17 Mar 2021 06:00:00 -0400

MIIIISTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Golden Wind (S4E06) - Face First Into A Hot Topic To Drown His Sorrows

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 10 Mar 2021 06:00:00 -0500

This power is more inscrutable than usual.

Golden Wind (S4E05) - In A Season Of Twinks, He's A Twink's Twink

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 03 Mar 2021 06:00:00 -0500

The most iconic piss drinking scene in all of anime.

Golden Wind (S4E04) - They Built The Room Around The Pizza

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 24 Feb 2021 06:00:00 -0500

That ain't pizza, my dude...

Golden Wind (S4E03) - Nonsense Stands And Smooth Boys

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 17 Feb 2021 06:00:00 -0500

I'm not a bed!

Golden Wind (S4E02) - Shirtless Chefs Leaning On His Ladybugs

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 10 Feb 2021 06:00:00 -0500

Buckle up, Gold Experience only gets more bullshit from here!

Golden Wind (S4E01) - I'll Be Strong For You, Shadow Dad

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 03 Feb 2021 06:00:00 -0500

This taste is the taste of a wildly unsuccessful Jojo podcast.

Joestar Allstars Presents: Parts 1-4 Retrospective - Leitmotifs Get Me Rock Hard

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 27 Jan 2021 06:00:00 -0500

Before we get to Golden Wind, we take a look back at this... sigh ...Bizarre Adventure...

Joestar Allstars Presents: SPEED (1994) - Elevator Scientist

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 23 Dec 2020 06:00:00 -0500

If this podcast drops below 50 bad jokes per hour, it'll explode.

Diamond is Unbreakable (S03E39) - Delicious, Suckable, Sandwich Touchable

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 09 Dec 2020 06:00:00 -0500

Do you know someone who REALLY likes the Mona Lisa?

Diamond is Unbreakable (S03E38) - Kira Yoshikage - Explosion Exorcist

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 02 Dec 2020 06:00:00 -0500

None shall mourn the no-necked panty thief...

Diamond is Unbreakable (S03E37) - Backseat Stand Fighting

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 25 Nov 2020 06:00:00 -0500

The fact that this kid still does not have a Stand is a damn travesty.

Diamond is Unbreakable (S03E36) - Hermit Purple's Second Bomb

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 18 Nov 2020 06:00:00 -0500

We have no idea how Bites the Dust works.

Diamond is Unbreakable (S03E35) - Diamond Membership in the Stand Club

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 11 Nov 2020 06:00:00 -0500

Why yes, a man with his fly down DOES make a good time loop landmark.

Diamond is Unbreakable (S03E34) - What Bathroom Hurt You Araki?

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 04 Nov 2020 06:00:00 -0500

Rohan, are you sure Koichi is your friend?

Diamond is Unbreakable (S03E33) - Horny On Main Street

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 28 Oct 2020 06:00:00 -0400

Got Milk?

Diamond is Unbreakable (S03E32) - All His Fingernails Fully Erect

Joestar Allstars — Tue, 20 Oct 2020 06:00:00 -0400

The most you'll want to see someone's back in your entire life.

Diamond is Unbreakable (S03E31) - The Golden Shower At The End Of The Rainbow

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 07 Oct 2020 06:00:00 -0400

Then he turned himself into binoculars. Funniest shit I've ever seen.

Diamond is Unbreakable (S03E30) - Bring Your Own Joke

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 30 Sep 2020 06:00:00 -0400

Cats are real good, y'all.

Diamond is Unbreakable (S03E29) - The Foot That Sniffs Back

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 23 Sep 2020 06:30:00 -0400

Crazy Diamond stunts so hard.

Diamond is Unbreakable (S03E28) - Terrorists Killed The Romcom Industry

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 16 Sep 2020 06:00:00 -0400

Literal puking dice.

Diamond is Unbreakable (S03E27) - 30 Years of Crop Circle Experience Required

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 09 Sep 2020 06:00:00 -0400

The episode contains a literal alien(?) but we're too hung up on this tourist from S City.

Diamond is Unbreakable (S03E26) - Baja Blast Blvd

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 02 Sep 2020 06:00:00 -0400

This kid just wants to play Janken and one us is just not having it.

Diamond is Unbreakable (S03E25) - Do Not Google Clowns Eating Hamburgers

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 26 Aug 2020 06:00:00 -0400

When your wife prefers the serial killer that replaced you, it's clear that you have failed as a husband.

Diamond is Unbreakable (S03E24) - Bebop And Rocksteady Are Caught In Requiem

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 19 Aug 2020 06:00:00 -0400

Inside out socks, Yoshikage Kira's greatest weakness.

Diamond is Unbreakable (S03E23) - When I Imagine Star Platinum Caressing Me in His Arms

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 12 Aug 2020 06:00:00 -0400

For all your explosive gaping needs.

Diamond is Unbreakable (S03E22) - Incel Self-Insert

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 29 Jul 2020 06:00:00 -0400

Yes, we absolutely need Papa Nijimura here while we talk to this ghost.

Diamond is Unbreakable (S03E21) - Hand Fetish ASMR

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 22 Jul 2020 06:00:00 -0400

Always grab the sandwich in the back.

Diamond is Unbreakable (S03E20) - Oh No, Poor Stalker-Chan Is Sad

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 15 Jul 2020 06:00:00 -0400

Rohan is friend-shipping and it is not okay.

Diamond is Unbreakable (S03E19) - Do Not Freebase Alcohol

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 08 Jul 2020 06:00:00 -0400

Shigechi wasn't Steely Dan levels of bad, but he still had it coming.

Diamond is Unbreakable (S03E18) - Good Christian Podcast

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 01 Jul 2020 06:00:00 -0400

We do not condone strangling children, regardless of how good of a case this episode makes.

Diamond is Unbreakable (S03E17) - Vengeful Spirits Hate This One Trick

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 24 Jun 2020 06:00:00 -0400

So ghosts and vampires are fair game but not genies?

Diamond is Unbreakable (S03E16) - Let's Go Pick Up Chicks With the Man Who Can Stop Time

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 17 Jun 2020 06:00:00 -0400

Josuke's urgency to heal a human meat cube is surprisingly low.

Diamond is Unbreakable (S03E15) - Hulking Through These Sanity Checks

Joestar Allstars — Tue, 09 Jun 2020 19:00:00 -0400

Hands shouldn't burn like that.

Diamond is Unbreakable (S03E14) - Spiderlingus

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 03 Jun 2020 06:00:00 -0400

Clearly, eating out a spider will make you a better artist.

Diamond is Unbreakable (S03E13) - Marvel Jojo Crossover Fapfiction

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 27 May 2020 06:00:00 -0400

This episode exists solely to give parents a panic attack.

Diamond is Unbreakable (S03E12) - Big Daddy Joseph Dollar

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 20 May 2020 06:00:00 -0400

Behold! A villain with zero motivation and 100 percent style!

Diamond is Unbreakable (S03E11) - PEED AGON

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 13 May 2020 06:00:00 -0400

Okuyasu has a stand fight atop a motorcycle.

Diamond is Unbreakable (S03E10) - Call Girl Cannelloni

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 06 May 2020 06:00:00 -0400

UMAI!

Diamond is Unbreakable (S03E09) - She's Got So Many Pretty Red Flags

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 29 Apr 2020 06:00:00 -0400

This is why we always chose a safe-word in advance.

Diamond is Unbreakable (S03E08) - Chika Hairy Cola

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 22 Apr 2020 06:00:00 -0400

Real talk, why are there so many adult Family Guy ads?

Diamond is Unbreakable (S03E07) - Time Stop Kegels

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 15 Apr 2020 06:00:00 -0400

Koichi destroys a door with his spine and Grant forgets how names work.

Diamond is Unbreakable (S03E06) - Spoilers for Dragon Ball Z

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 08 Apr 2020 06:00:00 -0400

Out of an entire town to con, Tamami decides to double dip on the stand user.

Diamond is Unbreakable (S03E05) - #TragicBackstory

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 01 Apr 2020 06:00:00 -0400

You wanted another character to tell you their tragic backstory literally moments before they are rendered irrelevant, right?

Diamond is Unbreakable (S03E04) - Standscumming

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 25 Mar 2020 06:00:00 -0400

This is somehow not the first time we've talked about egg laying on the podcast.

Diamond is Unbreakable (S03E03) - A Sexier, More Svelte Michelin Man

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 18 Mar 2020 06:00:00 -0400

The episode so good, we did it twice.

Diamond is Unbreakable (S03E02) - I Promise You This Stand Can't Do This

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 04 Mar 2020 06:00:00 -0500

A stand user menacingly eats his McDonald's in a bush.

Diamond is Unbreakable (S03E01) - The Zipples

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 26 Feb 2020 06:00:00 -0500

I'm sorry Josuke, it's not okay to have salisbury steak hair.

Stardust Crusaders (S02E48) - Medically, This Does Not Work

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 19 Feb 2020 06:00:00 -0500

The thrilling conclusion of Stardust Crusaders! Dio punches a road roller and Joseph takes sandbagging to a whole new level.

Stardust Crusaders (S02E47) - Thank God DIO Narrates His Own Life

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 12 Feb 2020 06:00:00 -0500

No, seriously. How do magnets work?

Stardust Crusaders (S02E46) - Anubisexuals

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 05 Feb 2020 06:00:00 -0500

Joseph could Spiderman this whole time and we're only just now finding that out?

Stardust Crusaders (S02E45) - Pants Jacket

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 29 Jan 2020 06:00:00 -0500

We have ourselves a good old fashioned Dio circlejerk.

Stardust Crusaders (S02E44) - Dio's Dozen

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 22 Jan 2020 06:00:00 -0500

Rich people are a goddamn menace.

Stardust Crusaders (S02E43) - Vin Diesel: Car Newtype

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 15 Jan 2020 06:00:00 -0500

Sorry about your foot, Polnareff. I'm sure none of your friends know the pain you are experiencing...

Stardust Crusaders (S02E42) - Cute Anime Girl Beach Episode

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 08 Jan 2020 06:00:00 -0500

YES! YES! YES! YES!

Stardust Crusaders (S02E41) - Alolan Squidward

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 01 Jan 2020 06:00:00 -0500

Jotaro, you're disappointing Jiji with your weak gamer skills.

Stardust Crusaders (S02E40) - I Think He ****s The Dolls

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 18 Dec 2019 06:00:00 -0500

This episode is for GAMERS ONLY!

Stardust Crusaders (S02E39) - Fueled By Sheer Malice

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 11 Dec 2019 06:00:00 -0500

If you didn't think there would be a bird hiding in an underground tunnel, you'd be wrong.

Stardust Crusaders (S02E38) - Toilet Prime

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 04 Dec 2019 06:00:00 -0500

Three dogs in one Jojo episode? This bodes well.

Stardust Crusaders (S02E37) - When The Green Night Comes, All Noses Are Motivated

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 27 Nov 2019 06:00:00 -0500

Don't kink shame Jotaro's sneezing fetish.

Stardust Crusaders (S02E36) - Dio Puts It On Display All The Time

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 20 Nov 2019 06:00:00 -0500

Silver Chariot can't even defend against fingers up the nose.

Stardust Crusaders (S02E35) - Dick Platinum: Attorney at Law

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 13 Nov 2019 06:00:00 -0500

We get it, Grant. You're horny on main for Jotaro.

Stardust Crusaders (S02E34) - Let's Ball Mr. Joestar

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 06 Nov 2019 06:00:00 -0500

Let's get our gambling freak on!

Stardust Crusaders (S02E33) - Full Frontal Polnareff

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 30 Oct 2019 06:00:00 -0400

There's still a lot of baby Polnareff junk here and we're not happy about it.

Stardust Crusaders (S02E32) - I Think We Can Safely Say It's Problematic

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 23 Oct 2019 06:00:00 -0400

Some of us try real hard to find to find something good here while some us are not having it. However, we can all agree that Alessi is the worst.

Stardust Crusaders (S02E31) - Pot of Greed But It's in Misalignment

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 16 Oct 2019 06:00:00 -0400

Contain yourself, Avdol. Mr Joestar isn't ready to do all that in public yet.

Stardust Crusaders (S02E30) - Everyone's Pan For Kars

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 09 Oct 2019 06:00:00 -0400

Ever wonder if they could make an entire episode of Joseph screaming? Well they can.

Stardust Crusaders (S02E29) - A Big Beef Boy With A Big Beef Stand

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 02 Oct 2019 06:00:00 -0400

Star Platinum catches a sword, Silver Chariot dual wields, and Anubis gets shat on for 5 minutes.

Stardust Crusaders (S02E28) - The Quality You'd Expect From A Real Anime

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 25 Sep 2019 06:00:00 -0400

Polnareff acts all cool like he didn't just have a dog farting in his face literally 10 minutes ago.

Stardust Crusaders (S02E27) - You Feel For the Coyote

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 18 Sep 2019 06:00:00 -0400

It's impossible to tell who the true idiots are, Oingo and Boingo or Joseph and Polnareff.

Stardust Crusaders (S02E26) - Arohiko Haraki

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 11 Sep 2019 06:00:00 -0400

Star Platinum fastballs a dog and it was somehow the solution.

Stardust Crusaders (S02E25) - More Goblin Than Dog

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 04 Sep 2019 06:00:00 -0400

Ever seen someone create a character out of sheer spite?

Stardust Crusaders Episode 1 SPECIAL EDITION

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 28 Aug 2019 06:00:00 -0400

No new episode this week, instead we re-cut our first episode of Stardust Crusaders. If you listened to our episode of Stardust Crusaders Ep 1 before this post date then we've added some extra content for you. Otherwise, we've replaced the original audio with the re-cut audio so this will be the same. We believe we've come a long way since the original recording both in editing and general podcasting. We hope you enjoy!

Stardust Crusaders (S02E24) - Dio Bathwater

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 21 Aug 2019 06:00:00 -0400

The Polnareff/Kakyoin secret handshake is not canon.

Stardust Crusaders (S02E23) - Become One With the Sub

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 14 Aug 2019 06:00:00 -0400

The submarine lasts about as long as you might expect.

Stardust Crusaders (S02E22) - Spiritual Boyfriend Giving you Head

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 07 Aug 2019 06:00:00 -0400

Hey Avdol, are you sure you're okay?

Stardust Crusaders (S02E21) - Hundred Proof Jojo

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 31 Jul 2019 06:00:00 -0400

Vampires exist. Aztec gods exist. SO WHY CAN'T GENIES EXIST, GODDAMMIT?!

Stardust Crusaders (S02E20) - xXShadowSasuke420Xx

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 24 Jul 2019 08:00:00 -0400

Despite Polnareff's best efforts, he fails to remove Kakyoin from the party.

Stardust Crusaders (S02E19) - Zero Mile High Club

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 17 Jul 2019 06:00:00 -0400

Kakyoin and Polnareff enjoy a well deserved nap up until Chekhov's Plane finally pays off.

Stardust Crusaders (S02E18) - Too Lumpy to Live

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 10 Jul 2019 06:00:00 -0400

5 bucks for some doner kebabs is too much but trading a Rolls for some camels is a-okay? Whatever you say, Joseph.

Stardust Crusaders (S02E17) - Hol Horse's Sloppy Thirds

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 03 Jul 2019 06:00:00 -0400

Steely Dan receives one of the most satisfying beatdowns of all time.

Stardust Crusaders (S02E16) - Honey I Shrunk the Stands

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 26 Jun 2019 06:00:00 -0400

An entire episode's worth of edging in anticipation of Steely Dan's beatdown.

Stardust Crusaders (S02E15) - Late December Jack-O-Lantern

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 12 Jun 2019 06:00:00 -0400

The saga of Polnareff's toilet troubles continues.

Stardust Crusaders (S02E14) - Stand Dementia

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 05 Jun 2019 06:00:00 -0400

We need more research, but we're reasonably certain that Enyaba is what you get when stand users reach old age.

Stardust Crusaders (S02E13) - How Many Pieces of Bread Have you Sent to Kill Joesph Joestar?

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 29 May 2019 06:00:00 -0400

Maybe someone other than Polnareff should drive...

Stardust Crusaders (S02E12) - The Worst Show in the History of Feminism

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 22 May 2019 06:00:00 -0400

Old Man Joestar shows he's been holding out on us. Meanwhile, Polnareff is on the rebound and is looking a bit desperate.

Stardust Crusaders (S02E11) - Yelling at the Japanese Made Him Stronger

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 15 May 2019 06:00:00 -0400

As it turns out, the secret Joestar technique is effective for anyone.

Stardust Crusaders (S02E10) - Big Araki Energy

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 08 May 2019 06:00:00 -0400

We have cowboys in India now because Araki said so.

Stardust Crusaders (S02E09) - ORANGUTAN NOISES

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 01 May 2019 06:00:00 -0400

Not to be greedy, but cherries are my favorite. LICK LICK LICK

Stardust Crusaders (S02E08) - DEEP FRIDGE

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 24 Apr 2019 06:00:00 -0400

Why does this stand user hide in a mini fridge and why was that fridge so DEEP?

Stardust Crusaders (S02E07) - Hermit Purple is Sonic the Hedgehog

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 17 Apr 2019 06:00:00 -0400

Joey tries with all his might to avoid talking about this episode, and for good reason.

Stardust Crusaders (S02E06) - Finger Thrust is Back in a Big Way

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 10 Apr 2019 06:00:00 -0400

When you're 6'5" and build like a brick wall but somehow this sailor is still burlier than you, they are 100% a stand user.

Stardust Crusaders (S02E05) - Warning: May Contain Mouth Sounds

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 03 Apr 2019 06:00:00 -0400

The gang is all here! Polnareff joins the party!

Disclaimer: Something weird happened with Victor's audio this episode and we lose his audio track entirely at some point. Through the miracles of modern editing, Joey managed to seamlessly construct Victor's audio. Can you spot when Victor drop out?

Stardust Crusaders (S02E04) - Is It Okay If My Grandma Watches

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 27 Mar 2019 06:00:00 -0400

How many plane crashes do you have to be in before you are on a no-fly list?

Stardust Crusaders (S02E03) - We Could've Been Flesh Buddies

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 20 Mar 2019 06:00:00 -0400

Noted MILF-Hunter, Kakyoin, joins the squad.

Stardust Crusaders (S02E02) - Indirect Kissu

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 13 Mar 2019 06:00:00 -0400

Kakyoin is a transfer student who on the surface appears to be a considerate classmate, but could he be harboring a dark secret?

Stardust Crusaders (S02E01) - Wanting to Call Her Son Daddy is Not Okay

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 06 Mar 2019 06:00:00 -0500

Hamon is old and busted. Stands are new hotness. We're in it now, boys and girls. We finally made it to Stardust Crusaders!

Note: We've gone back and re-cut this episode and even added some extra content. This is a perfect jumping on point for new listeners!

Episode 26: Bold of You to Assume There are No Three-Ways in Heaven

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 27 Feb 2019 06:00:00 -0500

On the season finale for Battle Tendency, Kars is too perfect for this world and Joseph does not understand the expected decorum for a funeral.

Episode 25: That Squirrel Has a Thick Booty

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 20 Feb 2019 06:00:00 -0500

Thicc squirrel eats out 20 Germans and Kars becomes too hot to handle.

Episode 24: Sparkles and Skeletons

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 13 Feb 2019 06:00:00 -0500

Joseph continues to display his skills as a master magician. Meanwhile Smokey asks Speedwagon to give us some flashbacks about things we already know.

Episode 23: He Puts the Flex in Heteroflexible

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 06 Feb 2019 06:00:00 -0500

Wammu loses his head and it turns out we ALL horny for Kars.

Episode 22: When it Comes to Size, I'm Defeated

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 30 Jan 2019 06:15:00 -0500

Warning: Contents Contain "Quality" CGI Vampire Horses.

Episode 21: They Awoke But They're Not Woke

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 23 Jan 2019 06:00:00 -0500

Honestly, all we can remember from this episode is Wired Beck and vampire horses. That about covers it, right?

Episode 20: Like Every Zeppeli Before Him

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 16 Jan 2019 06:00:00 -0500

Go Caesar! Use Bubble Beam! It was super effective. Wham used Divine Sandstorm. It was super effective. Caesar has fainted.

Episode 19: An Actual Affront to God

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 09 Jan 2019 06:00:00 -0500

Hey, this is the one with Stoheim's crotch gun and Joseph's Hamon icicle rope. Buckle up.

Episode 18: Why is This Puppy So Fleshy

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 02 Jan 2019 06:00:00 -0500

You may think something actually happens this episode but you would be wrong. Nothing happens.

Episode 17: Would Not Have Been Improved by Forehead Sphincters

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 26 Dec 2018 06:00:00 -0500

Eisidisi attempts to seduce Joseph with his hot bod.

Episode 16: Hamon Vape

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 19 Dec 2018 06:00:00 -0500

The boys exhaust themselves on a oiled up shaft.

Episode 15: The Goku Gambit

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 12 Dec 2018 06:00:00 -0500

Esidisi and Kars give Wamuu and Jojo a little private time to enjoy a nice date. Their romantic cart ride that ends with a surprise proposal!

Episode 14: Musclebound Model Sucks Off Twenty Germans

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 05 Dec 2018 06:00:00 -0500

Joseph makes several friends today. He meets his soulmate, a human deathflag, and 3 men on their way to the Mr Universe championships.

Episode 13: Santana Juice

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 28 Nov 2018 06:00:00 -0500

After being cooped up in a secret laboratory, JoJo decides to head upstairs for some fresh air. Santana takes the opportunity to get stoned.

Episode 12: Indiana JoJones and the Lost Speedwagon

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 21 Nov 2018 06:00:00 -0500

A bunch of Germans awaken an ancient evil that proceeds to kill them, to the surprise of literally no one. Speedwagon proves he's the only one who takes any of this seriously.

Episode 11: 30 Grenades Shoved Up His Ass

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 14 Nov 2018 06:00:00 -0500

A foreign national bombs a local diner. Meanwhile, thanks to "Superior German Medicine", Speedwagon discovers why this is the most problematic season of JoJo.

Episode 10: The Glorious Pig Men of New York

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 07 Nov 2018 06:00:00 -0500

Try the refreshing New Jojo taste. Joseph comes to America to dick around for reasons? Meanwhile Speedwagon engages with the actual plot. Monster game is on point though.

Episode 9: Sendo is their Safe Word

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 31 Oct 2018 06:15:00 -0400

The real reason why vampires can't cross running water is because they sink every ship they're ever on.

Episode 8: 720 Noscope Fire Punch

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 24 Oct 2018 06:00:00 -0400

Assault on Castle Dio. A zombie full of snakes, buckets full of roses, and a vampire full of Hamon. We've got it all!

Episode 7: My Good Friend Baron Zoopelli

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 17 Oct 2018 06:15:00 -0400

Zeppeli tells and fulfills a prophecy in record time. Poco is walked home by a group of strange men.

Episode 6: Lucc and Plucc

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 10 Oct 2018 06:00:00 -0400

Jonathan gets that good Plucc.

Episode 5: Story Time with Dio

Joestar Allstars — Wed, 03 Oct 2018 06:15:00 -0400

Gather 'round kids. It's story time with Uncle Dio.

Link to images discussed this episode:
https://imgur.com/gallery/VfmRGgy

Episode 4: Speedwagon Cares So Much

Joestar Allstars — Fri, 28 Sep 2018 06:45:00 -0400

Jonathan's new mentor, Zeppeli, punches a frog. Jojo later enjoys a nice long walk and a glass of wine.

Link to images discussed this episode:
https://imgur.com/a/B4co1Dm

Episode 3: Dio's 'Baddest Bitch in the Room' Walk

Joestar Allstars — Fri, 28 Sep 2018 06:30:00 -0400

Things get a bit heated in the Joestar manor as Dio decides being alive is lame.

Link to images discussed this episode:
https://imgur.com/gallery/iw9RDDL

Episode 2: A Pin-Up Photo of His Mom

Joestar Allstars — Fri, 28 Sep 2018 06:15:00 -0400

Jonathan leaves the care of his sick father in the capable hands of Dio as he goes on a London adventure.

Link to images discussed this episode:
https://imgur.com/gallery/8spCfv2

Episode 1: You Better Get Used to Seeing a Bunch of Dudes

Joestar Allstars — Fri, 28 Sep 2018 06:00:00 -0400

Dio moves into the mansion but whatever you do, don't touch his bag.

Link to images discussed this episode:
https://imgur.com/a/IOxn0tV

Episode 0: An Introduction

Joestar Allstars — Sun, 23 Sep 2018 08:00:00 -0400

Four big beautiful nerds are starting to realize what they are getting themselves into.