Joestar Allstars

A Jojo's Bizarre Adventure watch along podcast by four big beautiful nerds, for big beautiful nerds

About the show

We review every episode of the anime JoJo's Bizarre Adventure (poorly). Come listen to us shepherd our JoJo newcomer on this wild ride of a show while also having a good laugh.

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Episodes

  • Episode 26: Bold of You to Assume There are No Three-Ways in Heaven

    February 27th, 2019  |  1 hr 1 min
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    On the season finale for Battle Tendency, Kars is too perfect for this world and Joseph does not understand the expected decorum for a funeral.

  • Episode 25: That Squirrel Has a Thick Booty

    February 20th, 2019  |  48 mins 54 secs
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    Thicc squirrel eats out 20 Germans and Kars becomes too hot to handle.

  • Episode 24: Sparkles and Skeletons

    February 13th, 2019  |  53 mins 30 secs
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    Joseph continues to display his skills as a master magician. Meanwhile Smokey asks Speedwagon to give us some flashbacks about things we already know.

  • Episode 23: He Puts the Flex in Heteroflexible

    February 6th, 2019  |  1 hr 19 mins
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    Wammu loses his head and it turns out we ALL horny for Kars.

  • Episode 22: When it Comes to Size, I'm Defeated

    January 30th, 2019  |  51 mins 35 secs
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    Warning: Contents Contain "Quality" CGI Vampire Horses.

  • Episode 21: They Awoke But They're Not Woke

    January 23rd, 2019  |  48 mins 4 secs
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    Honestly, all we can remember from this episode is Wired Beck and vampire horses. That about covers it, right?

  • Episode 20: Like Every Zeppeli Before Him

    January 16th, 2019  |  51 mins 1 sec
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    Go Caesar! Use Bubble Beam! It was super effective. Wham used Divine Sandstorm. It was super effective. Caesar has fainted.

  • Episode 19: An Actual Affront to God

    January 9th, 2019  |  1 hr 1 min
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    Hey, this is the one with Stoheim's crotch gun and Joseph's Hamon icicle rope. Buckle up.

  • Episode 18: Why is This Puppy So Fleshy

    January 2nd, 2019  |  56 mins 16 secs
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    You may think something happens this episode but you would be wrong. Nothing happens.

  • Episode 17: Would Not Have Been Improved by Forehead Sphincters

    December 26th, 2018  |  52 mins 37 secs
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    Wammu attempts to seduce Joseph with his hot bod.

  • Episode 16: Hamon Vape

    December 19th, 2018  |  55 mins 43 secs
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    The boys exhaust themselves on a oiled up shaft.

  • Episode 15: The Goku Gambit

    December 12th, 2018  |  56 mins 3 secs
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    Esidisi and Kars give Wamuu and Jojo a little private time to enjoy a nice date. Their romantic cart ride that ends with a surprise proposal!

  • Episode 14: Musclebound Model Sucks Off Twenty Germans

    December 5th, 2018  |  56 mins 49 secs
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    Joseph makes several friends today. He meets his soulmate, a human deathflag, and 3 men on their way to a bodybuilding championship.

  • Episode 13: Santana Juice

    November 28th, 2018  |  44 mins 44 secs
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    After being cooped up in a secret laboratory, JoJo decides to head upstairs for some fresh air. Santana takes the opportunity to get stoned.

  • Episode 12: Indiana JoJones and the Lost Speedwagon

    November 21st, 2018  |  51 mins 39 secs
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    A bunch of Germans awaken an ancient evil that proceeds to kill them, to the surprise of literally no one. Speedwagon proves he's the only one who takes any of this seriously.

  • Episode 11: 30 Grenades Shoved Up His Ass

    November 14th, 2018  |  54 mins 15 secs
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    A foreign national bombs a local diner. Meanwhile, thanks to "Superior German Medicine", Speedwagon discovers why this is the most problematic season of JoJo.